Term Limits, Under My Government
Last week was a road trip for me. I covered almost 3000 miles in 4 days and didn’t get arrested even once. When you’re driving like that many odd thoughts come to mind and you also notice strange coincidences, such as driving through Muhlenberg County, KY while John Prine’s Paradise is playing from the memory stick.
Why term limits came to mind, I have no idea, but my solution seemed sensible at the time. It has two parts that are in the form of the “stick and the stick”, as opposed to the normal “carrot and the stick.” When it comes to politicians, carrots are useless compared to the money trough that is the Federal government.
Uncle Kenny’s Term Limit Law
Part 1 – Any incumbent candidate for Federal office, either Executive or Legislative, who fails in an attempt to be re-elected will have 30 days to get his or her affairs in order before being summarily executed on the 31st day, preferably in public and by firing squad.
Part 2 – Any serving office holder (or appointee) at the Federal level, upon leaving office, will forever be prohibited from working for any organization that does business with the Federal government, or receives any money from the Federal government, or lobbies any office holder or agency of the Federal government. The penalty for failure to comply with said restriction being death in the same manner as in Part 1.
Discussion
These two parts interlock in a way to reinforce each other. The first part encourages early retirement from office, at least for those who may be unsure of their seats. The second part precludes the running for office in anticipation of the post-retirement gravy train. Since that gravy train gets longer with additional service, Part 1 provides a significant risk for seeking longevity in office, in the event that Part 2 is flouted. You can run for re-election and risk the penalty of Part 1 or you can retire gracefully and accept the restrictions of Part 2. Do you feel lucky?
Political careers under this system would be non-existent, I predict. A civic minded individual might run for office, much as others take a sabbatical, an extended leave, or an enlistment in the military. When one’s term is up, one would return to productive life, rejoining the makers of the world and working for a living.












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